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Alex Alfrey
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Mike Kutzer
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Sean Stevens
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Eric Moss
Moss is a management and information sciences major. He pledged in the spring of 2006 as part of the Mu pledge class and has since been the business manager and the rush chair. When he graduates he'd like to live on a compound with multiples of shotguns, rifles, and wives. His interests include: Playing tennis, soccer, football, basketball, hockey, lounging on the beach, sleeping, and WaWa.
Joining Sigma Phi Delta has been one of the best decisions I have made in college. I never planned on joining a fraternity in college. As a matter of fact, I hated the idea of fraternities.
John Matthews
John is a mechanical engineer. He pledged in the spring of 2006 as part of the Mu pledge class and has since held the positions of rush chair, pledge minion and chief engineer. He is looking forward to graduating, when he will immediately become a stay at home father, supported by his sugar momma. His hobbies and interests include: Archery, Bass, Biking, Computers, Dirtbiking, Finances, Football, Gentoo, Guitar, Music, His Motorcycle (1999 Honda CBR 600F4), His Car, Parkour, Running, Ubuntu, and Ultimate Frisbee.
The cup isn't half empty or half full, it's twice as large as it needs to be. That about sums me up.
Joshua Morales
Escobar's is a civil engineer. He pledged in the spring of 2007 with the Xi pledge class and has held the position of secretary. When he graduates he'd like to design entirely and absolutely-mind-bendingly ridiculous roller-coasters. I mean, these things will make you queasy just looking at them. His activities include: Fencing, stuff, parkour, and Sigma Phi Delta.
I am the first person ever to dance to 'Defy the Eyes En Concierto'
James Tejada
Tejada's an engineering technology major. He pledged in the Spring of 2006 as part of the Mu pledge class and was once the pledge minion, and pledge master. When he graduates he will have 14 kids with an absolutely banging wife. His brood will then over run a small town in upstate New York. His hobbies and interests include: beer and chicks.
Leave me alone, I'm tryin to sleep [redacted]"... Your mom. Yearb...Yearb....Narb?!? Get off my kool-aid mother [redacted]!
Mike Bodnar
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Kyle Niblo
Niblo's was an economics major. He pledged in the Fall of 2005 with the Lambda pledge class and he graduated in the spring of 2009. He was once the pledge minion, and the pledge master. Now that he has graduated he is on his way to becoming a successful accountant who moonlights as a quasi-vigilante hunting down and beating engineers senseless. He plays rugby like its his job
"Christ we should just drink mad dog." [famous last words]
Michael Harbison
Harbison is a civil engineer. He pledged in the Fall of 2005 with the Lambda pledge class and has held the position of CAP Officer, Guide, and maybe sentinal. Harbison will end up saying something retarted after making a surprising amount of money playing poker in AC. He will then be accosted by security. The subsequent lawsuit and the resulting settlement will support him for the rest of his life. His hobbies and interests include: Karate, Comedy (in general), Reading, and Movies.
Okay, two things wrong with that. First, they all have their clothes on, so there's no orgy going on. Second, there are girls in there too, which means that if there WAS an orgy, it wouldn't be gay.
John Bartel
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Matthew Parkhurst
Parkhurst is a civil engineer. He pledged in the fall of 2005 as part of the Lambda pledge class and has been the academic chair and risk reduction officer. When he graduates he will defy all logic and reason by having the hottest wife of all of us. His activities include: participating in Sigma Phi Delta, the Outing Club, ASCE steel bridge, Engineering Ambassadors, and Chi Epsilon.
I'm going to be the only Jewish NFL player
Paul Brenzel
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Paul Gordon
Paul is an electrical engineer. He pledged in the spring of 2006 as part of the Mu pledge class and has held the position of been the secretary and vice chief engineer. When he graduates he'd like to be shorter. His interests include: playing basketball, football, doing crew, the Miami Dolphins, lounging on the beach, playing bass guitar and dunking bballs on chumps (its not only fun...its an art).
I am average height.....in the NBA.
Robert Bouchoux
Rob is a computer science major. He pledged in the fall of 2006 as part of the Nu pledge class and has since held the positions of alumni chair, webmaster, and sentinal. When he graduates, he'll lose an arm from excessive masturbation, and will subsequently attend Harvard on a one-armed piano scholarship.
I've never seen so much free box in my life!
Ramsey Hazbun
After getting his bachelor's degree in ELEG from UD, Ramsey spent 2 years working for a small solar cell manufacturer. He is currently an Electrical Engineering graduate student at UD.
Andrew Robbins
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