Dan's a mechanical engineer. He pledged in the Spring of 2009 with the Rho pledge class. When he graduates he'd like to go to graduate school for material science. He plays the piano and the guitar, spends lots of time on my computer, enjoys technology, and plays Magic.

"I told you not to f***ing look at me"

Delucca's a mechanical engineer. He pledged in the Spring of 2009 as the part of the Rho pledge class. Delucca will eventually become a tenured professor. Thereafter he will use lectures as a means to insult and berate students for their ignorance. When he's not being a classhole, he's academic decathloning, doing impressions of Canadians, winning at mathletes, and playing or watching hockey.

"If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?"

Matt's a chemcial engineer. He pledged in the Spring of 2009 as the part of the Rho pledge class. Matt will invent a drug which will cure diabetes and erectile disfunction. However, side effects will include vivid hallucinations and strong sexual urges, the result of which is that 'Grossbach' will become a household term for accidentally fornicating with inanimate objects.

"So we're squaresies, right?"

Drew's a mechanical engineer. He pledged in the Spring of 2009 as the part of the Rho pledge class. Drew will earn infamy when a deadly virus is formed among the layers of clothing littering his room. He has no hobbies, interests or activities.

"Where am I, and where are my pants?"

Dan's a computer engineer. He pledged in the Spring of 2009 as the part of the Rho pledge class. ZJ will eventually find his way out of a paper bag. He has no hobbies, interests or activities.

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Bones is an eletrical engineer. He pledged in the Spring of 2009 as the part of the Rho pledge class. Bones' charm, passion and constant smiling will allow him to surpass lifetime idol Vince Offer. He will then punch a hooker in the face. He has no hobbies, interests or activities.

"It's not called the chicken!!!"

Jachin is an eletrical engineer. He pledged in the Spring of 2009 as the part of the Rho pledge class. When he graduates he will go on to do many good and wonderful things. He has no hobbies, interests or activities.

"The best time of your life should be right now"

Alex is a mechanical engineer. He pledged in the Spring of 2009 as the part of the Rho pledge class. When he graduates he will go on to do many good and wonderful things. He has no hobbies, interests or activities.

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Mike's is a civil engineer. He pledged in the Spring of 2009 with the Rho pledge class. When he graduates he'd like to become a police officer and realize his life long dream of living Reno911. When he isn't beating suspects he likes playing sports, partying and hanging out with friends.

"When life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gave them vodka and have a party"

Evan's a chemical engineer. He pledged in the Fall 2007 as part of the Omicron pledge class and was once the fraternity rush chair. When he graduates he will use his charm and charisma to begin a handful of highly profitable cults, each will (in-turn) culminate with a mass celebration involving fruit punch. His hobbies include: Swimming, Video Games, Beachin it.

Jen: "What's my name?"
Me: "Your name is Sarah."
Jen: "There isn't even a Sarah in the room."
Me: "I wasn't talking to you."

Brain's a civil engineer. He pledged in the Fall 2007 as part of the Omicron pledge class and has been pledge minion. In time, he will come to host Jeopardy! wherein he will mock contestants and stare uncomfortably at them. His hobbies include: Soccer, Sideshow Ultimate, Fifa!!!, Bowling, and Mini-golf.

"Smell my finger!"

Pat is a civil engineer. He pledged in the spring of 2007 as part of the Xi pledge class and has since been the pledge minion, and pledge master. When he graduates he'll end up living in a van down by the river. His hobbies include: Golfing, basketball, watching tv, and making money.

"Shot a 108 today golfing"

Tompall's a chemical engineer. He pledged in the Fall of 2006 as part of the Nu pledge class and has been the fraternity business manager. When he graduates he will be highly successful through hard work and determination[ed. note: show-off]. His hobbies and interests include: Sigma Phi Delta, Hanging out with Matti and friends, watching TV, weightlifting, eating large amounts of food with friends, playing fart tag, and asking stupid questions

"Have a question? Think of the worst possible answer. If you can handle that answer, ask the question"

The resident Dungeon Master hasn't earned infamy yet, and until he does the website will barely recognize his existence.

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So far as the webmaster is aware Murder-Face has done nothing except look adorable with a cat. (The adorable is largely because of the kitty).

"Normally you guys are like...near far, but now you're like...up down...yeah"

Just as soon as our metrosexual brother does something worth writting about we'll have it posted.

Quote coming eventually.

With a name like Spoodle I think we can all expect great things from Zack.

Quote coming eventually.