Bonez bests all in Bravo knockoff

In classic Bonez fashion - glamor, lights, bravado and broads - Bonez trounced the competition during the first round at ASA and Sigma Pi's Greek Runway event Wednesday night. The themed derivative of Bravo's hit show saw cowboys, construction workers, and scantily clad women grace the runway under the deep glare of lights and hundreds of eyes. Bonez was in rare form. Donning long blue overalls and lengthy green sleeves the lanky kid from Texas made women swoon and men question their sexuality. The charity event supported Delaware Special Olympics and Operation Homefront.

While Sigma Phi Delta's contributions to the event are notable, they are, however, overshadowed by the donations of much larger fraternities and sororities. It was most unfortunate that Luigi never saw round two.